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When you bullshit so much about being sick to stay home from work that you actually get sick.
Buddy didn't want to work that day, so he faked the flu. Guess who has the flu now? That's muhfuckin' karma right thur, mah dood. Pass the Chex Mix.
by Sirbombalot October 04, 2010
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