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Muffin Top Derby 

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.
Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muffin top 

Muffin-Top is a word used to describe the strange and bizarre waist scrunching effect that results when females wear tight fitting, low-rise/hip-hugger pants along with small-sized, navel exposing, mid-riff tops.

Though, the effect is more extreme with heavier females, all females, with the exception of anorexic models, can fall victim to the muffin-top disaster. The reason for this, is that the design of low-rise/hip-hugger pants, originally popular during the late 60’s and early-to-mid 70’s, defies the natural shape and contours of the average females’ body; forcing the skin and fat around her waist, back and upper buttocks to spill out over her pants and through her tiny crop-top, causing a muffin-top effect.

Originally, the idea behind low-rise pants and mid-riff tops, which made their first reappearance during the mid-to-late 90’s, was to produce clothing that would make a woman’s torso appear longer, and possibly thinner, than it actually was. Normally, men’s pants are designed with lower waists, because of their naturally longer torsos, narrower hips and smaller pelvises. In order to recreate this “longer, thinner torso” appearance for women, clothing manufacturers adopted shorter-waist, men’s trousers, modified the design for the female market, resulting in the catastrophe that the word, “muffin-top” currently describes. The muffin-top’s legacy, if anything, describes the disaster that can result when the fashion industry goes terribly wrong. The existence of muffin-tops is currently quite common, which is a testament to the fact that women will buy and wear anything, regardless of how vulgar and ridiculous it looks, as long as it is popular.
muffin top by Mr. Cheesy July 17, 2006

Cincinnati Muffin Top

When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.
"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"

"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."

english muffin top 

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.
Word of the Day on September 21, 2016

muffin top 

The abdominal spillover that results from a husky woman wearing a too-tight pair of low-cut pants.
Sweet Jesus! Look at the muffin top on that deuce.
muffin top by Fueled By Chalupas September 13, 2005

muffin top 

The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.
When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.
muffin top by Pork chop April 12, 2006