some r-tard who thinks he deserves my muffin
also see n00b or joo
Jordan is such a muffin thief!
by Rone Tupac June 8, 2006
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A lesbian who seduces straight women. More specifically, a lesbian who hunts down vulnerable straight women and tries to make them lesbians.
I thought Jane really liked men, but then that muffin thief Nicole converted her.
by Sugarnomics August 29, 2009
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