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muffin cup by kitty33 October 7, 2008
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ButtCake Cup Muffin
This is when a woman shits in a paper muffin cup and her partner cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so, and may result in the oven having to be replaced.
It may also be known as a butt muffin, chocolate truffle, or butt cake.
It may also be known as a butt muffin, chocolate truffle, or butt cake.
Man 1: Me and Sheila did some delicious baking last night.
Man 2: Oh yeah, what'd you bake, some buttcake cup muffins?
Man 2: Oh yeah, what'd you bake, some buttcake cup muffins?
ButtCake Cup Muffin by Rod Weedan April 20, 2008
muffin cupcake heeler
muffin cupcake heeler by A_rand0m_teen September 28, 2023
Cupcake Butt Muffin
During sexual activity, this is when one person shits in a paper muffin cup and someone else cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.
Man: I am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!
Cupcake Butt Muffin by Rod Weidin December 9, 2008
The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes
Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
muffincunt
Muffincunt: 1) A vagina that is so large and swollen it appears to take the shape of a muffin, being rather bulbous.
2) A term of endearment used towards a lady who is fellatious, but has a heart of gold.
2) A term of endearment used towards a lady who is fellatious, but has a heart of gold.
muffincunt by Big Ben September 12, 2004
Muffincopter
When a girl eats a muffin, and you swirl your cock in a helicopter motion while finishing on her face
Muffincopter by Girriod February 28, 2011