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The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)
"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"
by Jake Barney May 07, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A female who prefers muffin to schlong.
She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.
by seymour heines February 26, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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