muff crust

The stuff on an STD riddled vagina. Usually with dry inflammation stuck to it, warts, bumps, the works...

I was gonna fuck that ho for 10 bucks, but her panties were covered in DRY muff crust. She prolly had Clap or someting.

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Muff Cluster

I cluster of Lumpy Vagina's in a group, that are hairy.

"woah you see that old muff cluster over there"

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One who thoroughly enjoys smelling the genitalia of elderly women.

"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."

"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"

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One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

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A woman who has not wiped her pussy for a long time so she gets crusty flaps

Wow Barry's nan has a crusty muff

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