The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.
I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!
by Frank Stallion July 28, 2008
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.×