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(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.
Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.

Shut up, muff cuffit!
by Swarticus Prime November 03, 2009

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