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I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass
I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler
by KC DIRT March 16, 2014