Mudslut

A female, usually teenager or young adult, who partakes in the practice of promiscuous anal sex for the purpose of retaining her virginity and her intact hyman as well as avoiding an unwanted pregnancy.

"I'll bet she has flappy vag!..."
"No, no... She is still a virgin. She is just a wicked mudslut"

by Naopormiil April 9, 2016

Mudsluts

The song for mudsluts;

She like big trucks and she can really lie
You other hoes can't deny
That when a boy drives in
With big rims in your face
A tiny dick, what a big disgrace
You get spun!
Wanna mouth-roof your tongue
Only cause you're a materialistic ass slut
Cause you noticed, that big ol'' truck
covered in lots of mud it's wearing
You're kind of a whore,
cannot stop staring
Another child tax cheque,
you itch to be bearing
Tiny dick boy!
Can she get with ya?
And take slutty, selfie pictures?
In the passenger seat of your truck
In the back of it getting fucked
His homeboys tried to warn him
But he ain't got no other options
For women!...
So he's stuck with mud sluts
That only give a fuck
cause of your big ol' truck
Might be under age but you're dumb
So you wanna get in the truck?
Slut? Shut the fuck up?
Cause you're on your knees
Ain't got no gas money,
slutty cut off jeans
Just your average big truck groupy
Probably gave you herpes
Don't care, cause you're both dirty
Not in a good way you losers
I can't write no more,
I'm laughing way too much
This shits probably way too dumb...
But I've seen it so many times
Wondering... what the actual fuck?

"mudsluts" ; a dumb Slut, probably underage, that seeks out guys in the closet who chew tobacco and drink Budweiser like it's water, just so they can ride in the passenger seat of their truck (or be on their knees in the driver seat) and when not driving, get fucked by said loser who, 11 times out of 10 has a smaller dick than they have a clit, in the back of their truck, highschool parking lot, or by a lake/ river on a blanket that's never been washed, stolen from "his" parents, covered in herpes sores, mud, Budweiser, dirty water and chewing tobacco and get nicotine sickness from being are out because the dude in the closet couldn't fuck her for more than 0.5 seconds and came inside of her, usually conceiving an incest, underage baby, or lifelong-toothless redneck douche who will repeat the cycle, usually in a more dumbed-down way and then she will continue seeking out guys until she has enough lifelong income in child taxes

"Example" ; this Slut says things like "hey! I noticed you have a big-lifted-muddy-truck, can I cum mudding with you?"
"Sure slut! Get in! You don't need I.D. riding with this tiny dick dumb fuck! I live in my parents basement and chew tobacco and drink a 24 case of Budweiser every day!"

by Hairydicktomsuckmyballscastleg May 30, 2022