A long time ago, a kid asked another kid that was
crazy about
pokemon if he liked mudkips. The kid answered with very bad grammar and very enthusiasticly that he loved them. The first person asked if he would f*** one and before he said "if you were a mudkip" the kid agreed in the affirmative. The first kid said that he happened to have a mudkip doll with him and when he pulled it out, the mudkip lover had whipped off his
pants and was on the ground actually f***ing it.
Not to get between a man and his mudkipz, the
guy stepped away while a crowd began to form around the strange boy. (The following is what is believed to happen) A girl tried to take the doll, the insane boy bit her. Naturally this pissed off her
football-captain esque
boyfriend who gathered some of his buddies and beat the living s*** out of the kid. (The following is confirmed)
When a teacher came, the students were sent to their classrooms. Eventually, there was an announcement over the loudspeaker that requested the football team members to come forward and also an individual who had thrown a flaming plush mudkip doll into the library. Over the loudspeaker came the voice of a woman later identified as the
weird boy's mother screaming "You little motherfuckers, I'll
sue!" But was quickly shut down.
So I
ask you, do you leik mudkipz?
