mud in the eye

when you've had a poo and not wiped your bum properly resulting in an annoying itch.
"I've got an itchy arse, must still have some mud in the eye"
by mandini01 June 09, 2009
mugGet the mud in the eyemug.

mud eye

The asshole.
Want to see my mud eye wink?
by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003
mugGet the mud eyemug.