mud pie surprise

1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.

2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.

Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"

Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."

by KingGeorge33 March 5, 2014

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Mississippi Mud Pie

When you eat out a black persons asshole

In bed, I was giving a petite black women a mississippi mud pie and she farted in my mouth.

by Dan and Tim November 26, 2004

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Mississippi Mud Pie

A version of anal sex using chocolate ice cream as lubrication with a vibrator on the anus whilst performing oral sex with a bit of rimming for good measure.

"I just got Mississippi Mud Pied from my Girlfriend it was amazing"

by The Love Seal September 8, 2011

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Egyptian Mud Pie

Egyptian Mud Pies can only occurs every other leap year. It is the process of mixing a chocolate milkshake with a chinese rice patty. Once this is complete, the mixture is ingested through a bendy straw by an A-list celebrity(preferably Matt Damon). A snap shot must be taken of the celebrity drinking it and saved in a family photo album. Once the album contains at least 5 pictures, it is considered an Egyptian Mud Pie.

In 2012, I will have completed my third Egyptian Mud Pie.

by Gloriatheasianliu1 November 14, 2011

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