when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
“may we all be mud monsters.”
“may we all be mud monsters.”
by MudMonster October 4, 2021
by LizardBoi September 19, 2021
The Mud Monster (Modderus Monsterum Atroxius) is a Predatory Creature that lives in water,
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
the 9th of June, 1831.
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
by UberGeit3000 July 12, 2010
When a girl is twerking on a naked man and she sharts on his cock, making it look like a mud monster.
Gurl 1: omg I accidentally gave him a mud monster last night
Gurl 2: omg what happened
Gurl 1: he totally was into it though
Gurl 2: omg what happened
Gurl 1: he totally was into it though
by Killerkiwi February 24, 2021
may we all be mud monster.
by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 20, 2021
by somethinguwu September 24, 2021
by gamerprincess_68 September 28, 2021