When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010
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a toy i which a child can rearange the toys features
look mommy i put his arms where his ears should be
by sockmonkey1 March 11, 2005
An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.
Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.

Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head
by nunshavingfun July 24, 2009
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