mr. han 

a sexual predator or pedophile

There are so many Mr. Hans in the world

mr. han by anonymousqwerty5 August 14, 2017

mr hanky 

a peice of living shit on south park who comes if u eat lots of fibers on christmas eve and he lives in a sewer and if u eat weird healthy food it makes his enviroment(sewer) bad and he could die if he doesnt eat chefs chocolate salty balls

i ate lots of fiber and took at shit on christmas ever and saw mr hanky but my sister flushed him. wat a n00bcaek

mr hanky by sporkness April 21, 2007

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.

Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009

mr hands 

A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg

"Oh man, did you see that video Mr Hands?"
"Yes, I can't believe that guy took all that that"

mr hands by SoftAndElegant April 11, 2008

Mr.Hanky 

Mr.Hanky (The Christmas Poo) Originates on South Park, he is a talking piece of poo that appears on Christmas if you eat fiber on christmas eve.

Mr.Hanky the Christmas Poo, small and brown he comes from you

Mr.Hanky by Datahax December 6, 2004

Mr.Hands 

A video that shows a man taking a horse cock in his ass. In the video the man whine and cries until the horse cums in his ass. The sickest thing you will ever see a horse do. But it is also funny because it turns out that the man dies. The horse cock is so big that it rubs through the man's colon and he later dies, but not on video.

Bob: Hey Bill watch Mr.Hands it is so funny.

Bill: O.K. it sounds cool.
(next day)
Bob: Did you watch it.

Bill: Yeah, I though it was really cool. I wanna try it.

Mr.Hands by Aeilspear March 1, 2008

Mr.Hands 

The horse that fucked a man to death,
Also used to describe a man who has been widowed many times

Holy shit did you see the mr.hands video?

man that guy is a Mr.Hands

Mr.Hands by Tishkolegpu December 18, 2007