mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.

guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.

by jonny p stoufer July 29, 2010

Mr Hardy

Teacher with a wham nose who has a train ticket. he cuts his own hair for convenience over looks, and he is an all round bless guy. half the class still got a u on his test though so he's a bit rubbish but not to worry

Miss Jennings: do u have a crush on me?
Mr Hardy: yes
Miss Jennings: lol ur nose is big
Mr Hardy: sket

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 28, 2021

mrs hardy

A principal, that's it, suffer with my statement.

Mrs hardy is mrs hardy

by CHEESE BORGER August 14, 2021

mr hardy

that one science teacher thats way too familiar with how kidnappers keep kids quiet

person a: yo did you hear about mr hardy the other day
person b: guess we know how he got his name

by poggersgaylord September 11, 2021