a fun loving bear that likes long walks under the moonlight. he's married to an amazing bear named mrs. bear. he wears a beanie on his head to keep warm. he also wears his seatbelt while taking long trips in the car. he's the shit. he also attempts to commit suicide everynight by jumping off a bed...he's stuffed.
horny guy in car at light: "who's that sexy passenger riding with that chick?"
other dude: "oh that's mr. bear"
other dude: "oh that's mr. bear"
by ashl33 April 14, 2009
by jay`b May 25, 2009
THE MOST HAPPIEST LITTLE BOI IN THE WORLD THE SON OF SAM AND MR BEAR. ALL THE BOYS FALL FOR HIM. HIS DADS ARE PROUD. HE HAS THE BEST M*THER F*CKIN COUSIN IN THE WORLD AKA BELLAAAAA.
by someone u dont know haha February 27, 2019