Did a Mowgli 

Formerly meant as the action of sitting on a chair and breaking it due to extreme obesity, it has recently come to mean defecating on a chair (most likely due to extreme inebriation) and then admitting to it publicly with no shame.

Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.

"So it turns out j may have gotten do drunk last night that I did a massive poo on the living room chair hitch I'm now having to clean up after a massive argument . I font geek so good."

"Looks like you really did a Mowgli there!"

Did a Mowgli by Jock O'Tubby February 23, 2012

Mowgli 

Mowgli is a word used to describe males named Tom who are 7-8ft tall. These people are mostly stoners and are usually spotted in their bedrooms watching Avengers Endgame.

Jim: Yo that guy is tall af and loves Marvel

Adam: yeah he’s a real Mowgli

Mowgli by Hello There 66 December 27, 2019

Bronx Mowgli 

The horrendous name given to the spawn of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and singer Ashlee Simpson. Born Thursday, November 20, 2008. 'Bronx' is after the NYC borrough, and 'Mowgli' is after the character in The Jungle Book. Basically an epic fail in the world of celebrity baby names.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Pete and Ashlee named their son BRONX MOWGLI??"
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.

Bronx Mowgli by bobinr05 April 3, 2009

Dirty Mowgli 

When a young man ejaculates deep inside of a carved out banana. The banana is frozen and used as a dildo by a female, the banana then thaws inside the vaginal canal and the semen flows out by breaking off part of the banana.

Oh my god, He gave me a "Dirty Mowgli" last night. It took a long time to freeze, and I had to push out the rest of the banana which was a mess.

Dirty Mowgli by DirtyJungleMan January 9, 2022

mowgli 

chill, cool, awesome etc..

that show last night was soo mowgli, man

mowgli by kay March 5, 2004

mowgli 

A fucked up hairline

That niggas hairline is mowgli status!

mowgli by MookieP February 7, 2008

Bronx Mowgli 

son of pete wentz and ashlee simpson

person 1: "did you hear what pete named his baby?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"

Bronx Mowgli by cristinaaaaaaa April 3, 2009