Move Brown

The act of defecation.

I need to move brown like you wouldn't believe.

by Fontanw March 29, 2009

Move the brown couch to the basement

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

by sara r. August 9, 2005