Moustakas

Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!

Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre

Moustakas by Souf. May 24, 2021

mustakim

A sexy ass mofo with an incredible beard, brows and jawline.

Damn, that mustakim is a sexy ass mofo.

mustakim by claudia wang xo January 2, 2018

Mousnaking 

This is a variation of gerbling for straight couples. The man goes about the usual preparation of sticking a gerbil up his rectum while the woman puts a snake in her vagina. The two then press their ass and vagina together and let the gerbil and snake fight. This is a very pleasurable act and is socially acceptable.

Dude, did you hear that Jerry and Martha are going to try Mousnaking? Wish I could get a girl to try that with me.

Mousnaking by Xodus989 December 22, 2008

moustakas

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

moustakas by Nick_G. January 16, 2008

monstakila 

beastly, the best, winner at everything

He is a monstakila

monstakila by monstakila January 12, 2009

moustake 

bad facial hair

John's poor fashion sensibility was only emphasized by the moustake on his upper lip.

moustake by sevenpeople December 1, 2009

Mustakim

A person who commits heinous crimes, spread chaos, and murders the brain cells of everybody they come across.

That man is terrifying, he must be a mustakim.

Mustakim by Rahim K. September 7, 2023