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mountain bike 

the best sport ever, there are many different forms which include Dirt jumping, which is a bike a with a straight frame that jumps of large mounds of dirt, Cross Country (XC) which is a light full suspension bike which is meant for travelling long distances, and a Downhill bike (DH) which is a very heavy bike with thick tires and big front forks meant to go down mountains and so large drops
Jon:what kind of mountain bike should i get?

Shawn: i would reccomend a downhill bike or a dirt jumper bike.

MountainBiker 

a dumbass that likes jumping down mountains on a bike they are very hot and are very strong
I was riding in front of an epic MountainBiker
MountainBiker by BlackAce1313 September 11, 2019

brokeback-mountainize 

v. to be gay with, or be gay with each other
Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize each other somewhere?

Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize somewhere?
brokeback-mountainize by chivvy April 27, 2006

Mountainside NJ 

Mountainside NJ is a charming town centered in union county. It is the nicest town in union county. It also has the cheapest taxes since their is no high school. Kids don't have anything to do in this town besides "hangout at 711" or drive around in their brand new cars. Most households are two income family's. Everyone in this town thinks their house is worth more than people would pay for it. There is only 5 stores downtown so everybody goes to westfield and considers it their own down town. Mothers have nothing to do but drive around their fancy Volvo or suburban and complete their one task of the day and that is to pick their child up at Deerfield. If you live in mountainside most likely one or more of your parents commute to work in NYC by train or bus. Almost every street in mountainside has at least one poorly build McMansion that will likely concave in the nest 20 years because of the cheap building materials used. If you attended Deerfield middle school god help you because the education system and teachers is best described as poop. If your from mountainside then you will know how many old people are residents of here. The old people walk in the middle of the road causing traffic. Basically mountainside is the breeding grounds for WASPs. Average income in mountainside is about 120,000 dollars but most families are bringing in 200,000 or are living on old money.
Your from mountainside NJ"

"Yes i am"

" You must be a rich ball a shit republican"
Mountainside NJ by Classyman October 15, 2013

Rocky Mountain Bike Ride 

When you have anal sex with a girl then make her ride a bike after.
Jason: How was your booze cruise with Joyce?
Matt: We pulled over to a hidden spot and I got her in the ass then we rode back home.
Jason: Ahh, Rocky Mountain Bike Ride.

mountainbiker boy 

They are funny and joke a lot. But look hella hot when they are racing. Even if they don't pay attention to you during the race they will afterwards
There is a mountainbiker boy in my grade and I go to his races