Slaying Mountain Lions 

Hoggin' but with skinny bitches

Are we hoggin' tonight Johnson? Nah man, I'm Slaying Mountain Lions. Or preferably,"I'm Slay me a Mountain Lion."

Slaying Mountain Lions by Phillus Green September 4, 2007

mountain lion nap 

naps that surpass the amount of time of a cat nap by large amounts, ei. 4 to 5 hours

"cat nap my but, that was a mountain lion nap!"

mountain lion nap by clarissa claudio November 9, 2007

mountain lion 

A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.

I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!

I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.

mountain lion by WuBang3R December 10, 2008

Mountain Lion 

A Cougar past its prime. But still ferocious. An elderly woman who secretly chases after the friends of her grandson. Well past menopause but somehow has still maintained that eerie sex drive and is unappologetic in voicing her sex advice, advances and wisdom to her friends and family.

With the advent of Cialis and Viagra, and other ED drugs it has brought to the forefront the truth that not only do older men way past their prime still maintain unusally high libido but their older, pastier counterparts do as well.

Dude, why does your grandma keep asking me if I want more milk and cookies? Watch out, bro, She's a mountain lion.

Mountain Lion by Sir Gaga June 1, 2009

mountain lion 

1 is a puma a young attractive woman

2 is the cougar stage an attractive older woman who preys on younger men.

3 is a mountain lion a woman who has exceeded the cougar stage but yet is still hunting the younger men.

Wow she is a total mountain lion I'm gonna MOUNT IT BUT IM GONNA LYE ABOUT IT!!!! "mountain lion"

mountain lion by Nasty Nate Sarasota Fl February 18, 2010

Mountain Lion 

A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar

Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion.

Mountain Lion by Incorrigible_66 October 4, 2021

racist mountain lion 

A huge mountain lion with a plaid shirt that lives in the hills and eats lots of dark meat and kills black,Indian tan folks

good luck yal watch out for the racist mountain lion

racist mountain lion by mr E=mc2 January 11, 2008