mother in law

Simply put, a Bitch

I hate my mother in law.

by Josh Platt December 11, 2003

mother in law

Mother of spouse. Self rightous, beastly, female entity. Master of deception. Often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. One who professes to be all knowing. She Who is Evil. The Heartless One.

After his mother in law's week-long visit, Rob had to call an excorcist and bathe himself in Holy Water to rid his home of the evil presence that she left behind.

by Super Gerbil! September 5, 2003

mother in law

A source of never ending pain and misery.

Who thought up this law?

by Shaun August 21, 2003

mother in law

Bringer of Hell to Earth.

Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.

by James October 31, 2003

mother in law

Woman Hitler

All the letters ar in each word

by Trent April 16, 2003

mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter

My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.

by Muu August 31, 2004

mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

by SexyTexan January 5, 2012