Motard

A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.

Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"

Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"

by Mr. Finning(NROTC, TAMUG, '11) January 13, 2010

motard

A retarded moron/moronic retard.

What a motard.

by SND January 18, 2003

Motard

a moron and a retard combined

George bush+Hilary Duff= Motard

by Mollyness December 28, 2009

motard

1.) A person who is more retarded than the average retard.

2.) A retard with an affinity for Spike Lee films. (See Mo'Tarded Blues)

I was talking to this Go-Tard, and he was bad, but then a Motard showed up.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

motard

a person who is a moron/retard

your're such a motard

by kayla r May 15, 2005

motard

someone, usually a guy, that is beyond a moron, beyond a retard... he's a motard.

My childrens father is such a motard, he actually thought I would lower the amount of child support he's supposed to pay!

by Jennifer V April 19, 2007

motards

Bad freeway drivers; retarded motorists; those drivers that got drivers' licenses in Cracker Jack boxes

I was going 85 mph when this MOTARD pulled in front of me going about 40 mph.

by mlmciii March 18, 2003