by bobyoknowwho September 23, 2010
Singular: mossy; Plural: mossi.
A mossy is a bald man who appears at your house one day and starts to live there. His day consists of waking up, eating breakfast with you, going to work, and returning home in the evening and going to bed, only to repeat the process in the morning.
A mossy is a bald man who appears at your house one day and starts to live there. His day consists of waking up, eating breakfast with you, going to work, and returning home in the evening and going to bed, only to repeat the process in the morning.
Paul: Who's that dude in your house?
Jim: That's my Mam's new boyfriend. He's such a mossy!
Fred: I think I've got a mossy living in my house.
Andrew: You think that's bad, I've had multiple mossi living in my house over the past few years. All my Mam's old boyfriends.
Jim: That's my Mam's new boyfriend. He's such a mossy!
Fred: I think I've got a mossy living in my house.
Andrew: You think that's bad, I've had multiple mossi living in my house over the past few years. All my Mam's old boyfriends.
by P1mp-My-Giraffe January 25, 2011
(adj.) often used to describe a person who goes above and beyond the spectrum of dope, cool, and/or incredible.
Also refers to one who is spitting game with the opposite sex and is trying incredibly hard, successful or not.
Also refers to one who is spitting game with the opposite sex and is trying incredibly hard, successful or not.
(1) Hey, have you met Charlie, that dude is super mossy.
(2) Geoff is so mossy right now with the ladies, he's going hard right now
(2) Geoff is so mossy right now with the ladies, he's going hard right now
by Sced January 24, 2018
1.The hammer used by the syndicate project in feed the beast which removes a 3x3 area of stone. Mossy wang is now also another catchphrase used by the syndicate project.
2. A penis that hasn't been touched or cleaned for years and has grown moss on it.
2. A penis that hasn't been touched or cleaned for years and has grown moss on it.
by LOL:):) April 18, 2014
by Wolfgangxbang December 31, 2018
by ahsobsessed April 5, 2021
A pale moist vagina from the 20th century or before, which has not been cleansed nor penetrated in weeks. It gives off an odor that is not neccessarily unpleasing
by pileofbutts December 12, 2013