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mosoltov 

a jew werd meaning congratulations; or good luck!
Mosoltov buddy,you finally found the courage to ask her out!
mosoltov by hehe;of course me April 6, 2009
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Mosoltov Cocktail 

Fancy liquor concoctions served at Jewish Celebrations
Portnoy made sure the bartenders at his son's Bris served their delicious mosoltov cocktails AFTER ceremony!
That deep screaming burn in your ass you get after eating taco bell and buttchugging a bottle of vodka then absolutely shitting your brains out for an hour constantly painting the bowl and washing it away until you cry for your pocket pussy to get some pleasure in your life.
Bro last night brain died he had a mosltov so bad he tied bricks to himself and jumped in the river to try and get the burn to go away; he came to me as a ghost crying that he shoulda jumped into milk because he still has that DEEP anal burn.
mosltov by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018
That deep screaming burn in your ass you get after eating taco bell and buttchugging a bottle of vodka then absolutely shitting your brains out for an hour constantly painting the bowl and washing it away until you cry for your pocket pussy to get some pleasure in your life.
Bro last night brain died he had a mosltov so bad he tied bricks to himself and jumped in the river to try and get the burn to go away; he came to me as a ghost crying that he shoulda jumped into milk because he still has that DEEP anal burn.
mosltov by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026