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Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags. Mort 1: S'apnin
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed? Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof. |
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Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society. "Look at harry, he looks like such a mort"
Also can be referred to as a withered like tree. |
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An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia. "Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"
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A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence. Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.
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word used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female. tonight im gonna go find me a dirty little mort to take home
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an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.
Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody. used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though. "Did you hear what he just said?!?"
"Yeah, fuckin Mort" "psh.... mormon" |
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A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
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A really good looking beast that gets the babes Whoa!! Have you seen Mort yet!! I love him!!
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