morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are

I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses

by Bambianca March 23, 2022

dirty morpheus

When the bitch won’t let you name your child Morpheus so you batter the Wife and take the child and raise it as Morpheus.

Person 1: She wouldn’t Let me name the child Morpheus!
Person 2: So you pulled a dirty Morpheus?
Person 1: Yep is was the only way...
Person 2: Yeah no....

by RiskyPotato April 27, 2020

Dirty Morpheus

When the bitch won’t let the Child be called Morpheus so you Batter the woman.

Person 1: What did he do?
Person 2: He beat his wife because she didn’t name the baby Morpheus.
Person 1: Ah, so a Dirty Morpheus

Person 2: yeah....

by RiskyPotato April 27, 2020