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morningside 

One's appearance the morning after a night of sex.
"I must have been drunk last night, because her morningside was nasty!"
morningside by HalfAuzz May 26, 2008

Morningside middle school 

goofy ahh school. The girls there be smelling like ass and titties and the boys be annoying stank hoes. Them hallways always smell like lovely peaches coochie and the bathrooms are NEVER clean. them ghetto hoes always fuck or vape in the bathrooms like get the f out💀Morningside Middle school is the worse middle school in south carolina🤣 it’s ghetto as f. they be hosting them cheap ahh events. they always be having them goofy and boring ahh fights. People there are racist and homophobic💀 the teachers are ass and get no bitches. they also have ghetto white racist and homophobic teachers. They can’t even teach right😂 and the mfs there always want to start drama🙄. If you go to Morningside Middle School i feel bad for you
girl: what’s Morningside Middle school

boy: Morningside Middle School is a ghetto ahh, cheap ahh and stank school

South Morningside Primary School 

A shitschool that can't afford glue sticks but can afford to put a fancy carpet and chairs in the stairwell
Guy: "Omg South Morningside Primary School
had to ration paper!"

Other guy: Yeah they can't afford glue sticks!

Morningside blindshot 

A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town
Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"

Morningside Middle School 

Ratchet ass school👎👎
Girl: What is Morningside Middle School
Boy: a nasty, ghetto and ratchet school
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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