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Blue balls that result from not jerking off the night before and not relieving your morning hard on
I went to bed horny and I need to do something about this morning blue.
by qaz345 February 08, 2014
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1. when you stayed up way too late and you dont want to get up for work.
2. when you usually get up early in the morning and it is the middle of winter.
sometimes i get the morning blues from staying up all night.
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by nobody else here April 24, 2017
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