morning goo

When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.

Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.

morning goo by MorningWood69 August 10, 2009

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Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"

This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"

Goo Morning by Respectlmno34 April 26, 2011

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goo'moanin

what a quick Good Morning sounds like on the way to the bathroom.
he is already or still up (nobody knows) and only allows himself a super short sleep during daybreak (the five minutes of sunup)

"goo'moanin, Sepp. don't tell me you have had the daybreak slumber! want eggs?"

goo'moanin by Krkič May 5, 2019

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Good mornin ya motherfuckin sunshines

Morning greeting typically said while having first coffee.

tap-tap Tap-Tap… Good mornin ya motherfuckin sunshines…. its going to be a great-great Great-Great day

Good mornin ya motherfuckin sunshines by c36b9 April 13, 2021

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Morning Goodness

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

Morning Goodness by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007

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Morningwood Rainbow

The Act of Waking Up With Morningwood,Taking A Piss, But Having To Stand Far Back From The Toilet So You Don't Spill, And Your Piss Stream Looks Like A Rainbow

Dude I Woke Up With Morningwood, and My Dick Was So Hard I Had To Pull A Morningwood Rainbow.

Morningwood Rainbow by KaKeeZDiaBlo186 July 22, 2009

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offset morningwood

Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you

*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*

Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood

Billy: nah fam issa [offset morningwood[

offset morningwood by Those arab guys August 27, 2017

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