a religion made up out of thin air by a guy named joseph smith. he prolly though he was gonna go to hell because he got shitfaced or something so he decided to fuck up the world as much as possible, which is why christians should have made more layers of hell when they made up their religion. that or he was always high and or hallucinated. so basically he claimed to get a bunch of visits from jesus and god. which anyone with an iq above 60 could tell he didnt. so he then translated these plates he got from the ground and magically read them behind a curtain and wouldnt allow anyone to see them. so he created a church which got a shitload of fallowers. so then some sane person shot him in the face in a desperate attempt to stop the attack of the shitfaced retards. they then moved to utah and massacured a lot of people who went there. then they created one of the most epic fantasy novels ever, the book of mormons. then they hijacked the boyscouts and kicked out all gays women athiests wiccans, people who believe in multiple gods and jews that they could find. they also buy the sidewalks in front of their church and routinely beat up gays on them for "tresspassing"

hence the story of the mormans
hey look 2 gays on our mormon sidewalk we didnt tell the public we own lets go beat them up for "tresspassing"
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Cult based religion that breeds purely to outnumber the rest of the United States. Normally of lesser intelligence, tends to worship Jon Heder i.e. Napoleon Dynamite
Those wacky mormons, trying to fuvk their way to the top.
by Corkey October 10, 2007

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1)A bunch of fucked up, super religious dumb shits who believe in fucking their cousins and having multiple wives.
2) The guys who mow my lawn for free.
3) People who will force a bible down your throat if you don't listen to them when they come to your door every frickin' day. x.x

Guy 1: Dude. I banged my cousin last night
Guy 2: MORMON!!11111223211////!

by H1tl3r August 09, 2007

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Mostly a bunch of freaks that live in Utah. They are so much into religion that they turn into freaks. They also beleive their religion which is totally untrue and doesn't make any sense at all. If you want to know more, watch the south park episode All About Mormons.

Cartman: go kick his ass Kyle
Kyle: ummmm Ok
Kyle: I'm going to kick your ass .... bitch
Mormon: oh i get it ur from the cool group and u have to beat me up, well ok then do wat u gotta do
Kyle: Stop it, stop being so nice
Kyle goes back to cartman
Cartman: What the hell was that Kyle? Whyt didnt u kick his ass?
Kyle: Im having dinner tonight with him
Cartman ><
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A bullshit religeon that apparantly bases itself on love and compassion towards people, yet they hate everyone who isn't mormon, especially african-americans and jews. Some weird saidist by the name of Joseph Smith founded the cult that deems itself christian but is not universally considered as such. It is also a highly supersitious religeon that believes in odditys' such as becoming a god when one dies if they are mormon faithful. The truth of the matter is Joseph Smith has no hard evidence for what he witnessed and the people that believe him are gullible and brainwashed. He was also a racist cracker and just wanted a method to make his followers into sepratists. Most mormonites are believed to have an intensified localised population in Salt Lake City, Utah. This is where the cult was founded or what obscure records give rise to.... HHHAAAHAHAHAHA.
Jan: Have you ever heard of a mormon.
Lars: Yeah they believe in some strange stuff that contridicts what they geniunly believe in which is based on no hard evidence at all.
Jan: Yeah mormons suck ass.
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a religion that has taken over the city of idaho falls. idaho falls now has the second highest mormon population in the world. if u r not mormon u are treaded unequally. the mormons try to take the picture off the sides of victoris secret and do all sorts of stupid crap like that. mormons usually will not talk to non mormons.
I am not a mormon and i never will be.
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A self-righteous person who feels right at home working as a tax collector or a security clearance inspector.

One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.

A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.

A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
Heber is a Mormon. He religiously screws gentiles in all his business dealings and often mistreats the wives.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

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