*Also known as L.D.S.
*Really cool guys to hang with
*Are easilly misunderstood
*Have a rather loose, laid back religion, nothing is really required of it's members, thats just what people think at first glance
*Believe that God is 1 person, Jesus is 1 person, and the HG is 1 person, which makes waaaaaay more sence than them being all one person
*Aren't poligymists, those are those reorganized fundamentalist fucktards that gave us a bad friggin name.
*Don't want to degrade, be better than, or flame any other religion.
Tanner: Uh huh.
Mack: yeah well those guys been givin us mormons a bad name.
Tanner: yeah so true! they should all go to cuba where no-one will care what the hell they do there.
-"if any lack wisdom, let him ask of God, who giveth to all men liberally and upbraidth not, and it shall be given him. but ask with faith..." James 1:5-6
-"by the power of the Holy Ghost, ye may know the truth of all things." Moroni 10:5
We're not a cult, we don't want to force religion down your throat, and we whole-heartedly accept that you have your own opinion. We believe our church's doctrine to be true, yet many of the members are still quite flawed (myself included, as well as many others who have attempted to tell you what we're all about).
If you really want to know about our church, talk to the missionaries. Members have a tendency to twist what we believe in their own ways. The missionaries will (for the most part) set you straight on our beliefs. They will never force what they have to say upon you. If you don't want them around, just politely tell them so. Trust me, I was a missionary myself. You can be mean to them, but they'll just make fun of you (like anybody else would).
The only real way for people to tell us apart from everyone else (and no, it's not our horns...although they're really quite stylish) is from the things we DON'T do. For example, we don't drink coffee or tea, and we don't have sex before we're married. By choice, mind you. Our members are free to drink as much coffee as they want, or look up as much porn as they want. Seems to me that being able to NOT do such things is a great exercise in self-control. Most people don't seem to like that because they themselves do not have the same self-control and they want to put down anyone else who does.
Please don't disparage Joseph Smith. We revere him as a great man. It's not his church, and we don't worship him. We follow our Savior Jesus Christ (although sometimes as members we have a tendency to think of that as a given, and could probably be more vocal about it).
We're not perfect. Neither are you. If you don't like us, that's fine. We accept that. We've heard everything you have to say about us. While most of it is either untrue or twisted, we allow you to have your own opinion. You don't have to join our church, so I don't see why everyone feels the need to condemn us. I don't remember Christ telling us to condemn another who believes and follows Him.
I myself am a Mormon and I love our church. We've got some really amazing people who do some really amazing things. I mean...who DOESN'T love the Osmonds??? (That was a joke) But heck! Did you know the dude that invented the TV was Mormon? Holy crap, it's true! Philo Farnsworth. Look it up!
If you want to learn more about us visit Mormon.org or LDS.org. Good luck to us all.