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1.
when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives
James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."
by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013