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a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.
i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!
by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle May 24, 2011

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