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Morosexual 

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.
Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."
Morosexual by harvey is sad January 8, 2020

Morosexual 

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )
Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.
Morosexual by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019
a man, with a mooing obessed alter ego..likes to be naughty.
morsex...wants lsex
morsex by lsex-y December 30, 2009

Maresexual 

A person who is sexually aroused and attracted to horses.
Guy 1: Man that chick is hot!
Guy2: Yes she is! Do you see the way she carries the blonde chick on top of her!
Guy 1: Are you talking about the horse Joe?
Guy 2: Yes! I’m a maresexual!
Maresexual by Jarrow88 December 2, 2018

Morbsexuality 

A sexual orientation directed towards Morbius.
A morbsexual person is attracted to Morbius sexually, they want to fuck Morbius.
Person 1: Are you straight, or do you have another sexual orientation?
Person 2: I'm morbsexual.
Person 1: What? Morbsexuality isn't a thing...
Person 3: Um, actually, morbsexuality is a serious thing and anybody who has watched Morbius is easily morbsexual.

Morbsexual 

Sexuality where people love Dr. Michael Morbius, the main protagonist of the hit movie named β€œMorbius”

It is estimated that there are more than one morbilion people who are Morbsexual
I am Morbsexual and I love Morbius
Morbius our beloved πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜šπŸ˜˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ€―
Ambatumorb! πŸ₯΄πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯΅πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
Morbphobia = πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“
Morbsexual by Daddynnoob June 19, 2022