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Morda is what people in Afghanistan call Heroin because in their language Dari (Farsi) it means zombie which is what you look like when you are nodding out on Heroin. Some experts estimate that 90% of all Heroin originates from Afghanistan. Most of Afghanistan's Morda goes to Russia. Russia has blamed NATO for the Morda surge which kills 3,000 of their civilians annually.
I plugged a grip of Morda while I was trippin in Vegas last week, it absorbs into your colon real fast so you get a phat rush not unlike IVing. I was on Mescaline at the time and then once the Morda kicked in I was in psychedelic heaven, kind of like a K-hole.
by Salvyman March 31, 2010
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