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(noun) the guilt felt after getting off scott free from a questionable sexual experience.
note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber. guy: oh my god, did you see the bacne on that butterface at the bar last night?
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it. guy 1: why so sensitive? guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it. guy 1: wait, you never came home last night. guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it. guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you? guy 2: (silence) guy 1: dude, thats disgusting. guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks. |
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