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An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.
Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*
Moofia by anilism March 29, 2019
Related Words
Moosiah moosian moosa moosing Moosie Moosi Moosin' moodiani Moostache moofia
Chillin' with a flat spliff in the dark alleys of Ottawa. The word is derived by the distinct Northern Canadian Moose's tendancies to hide in dark places, example, a canopy of thick, evergreen Canadian Pine trees.
"Maybe later I'll go moosin' with the lads after work."
Moosin' by Harry P. March 12, 2007
Strong, good-looking, caring family-man that will put a smile on anyone's face and makes everyone feel good about themselves, especially his girlfriend/wife
Jonny: Dude, who's that guy that all the girls seem to be crazy about?
Steve: Mate.. That is Mosiah.
Jonny: Damn.. How does he do it?!?
Steve: It's just Mosiah, init? That's what he does.
guy#1 what music do cows listen to?

guy#2 I don't know

guy#1 moosic!

guy#2 that was the stupidest pun i ever heard what are you 5!?
moosic by someguy291 September 29, 2010
A moose that has come to save nature and bored humans alike, may also be a moose that is a positive role-model, a healer or a shamanistic moose. Moose are commonly wise although somewhat awkward animals. However Moosiah tend to be especially wise and gentle, if not ateast extremely skilled in the ways of the forest, using Upsidasium properly, being awkward and graceful at the same time and getting rid of Russian spies. Often accompanied by a squirrel.
1)For spiritual guidance in the woods or the directions to the nearest Upsidasium mine you should consult with a Moosiah.

2)The most popular and infact only well known Moosiah was Bullwinkle but they can be found in any forest which supports a moose population.

3)Moosiah are plentiful in the wildlife parks of Canada.
Moosiah by Trisbreya February 20, 2009
A type of dude take your bitch and give her back
That guy is such a mosiah
Mosiah by Sorashiro July 21, 2017