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pinple moosephant 

An extremely unusual cross breed of a pink moose and a purple elephant creating pinple moosephant.

Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.

Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.

Associated with the concept of weirdoism.
I saw a pinple moosephant...I think I peed my pants...
pinple moosephant by mrsbologna March 13, 2011
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Mousehunt 

THE FREAKING AWESOMEIST THING EVER. WHY FACEBOOK EXISTS. On the first day, God created Mousehunt. He then said "O crap, where do I put it?" Thus the earth was born.
"I can't eat now I'm mousehunting!"

Mooshgunta 

A "Mooshgunta" was originally developed in Canada at summer camps and is generally performed by men on other men but is in no way homosexual. In lamens terms, it is the act of inserting toothpaste into someones anal cavity, ideally the person should be asleep. The art is in not waking them up, so the toothpaste can solidify. Once the toothpaste has set, it is very difficult to get it out. It must be "dug" or "douched" out using some sort of utensil or the persons finger for added humor. When the person is alseep it is called a Mooshgunta, but a live mooshgunta is when the subject is awake. In most cases the subject will flail and it takes a few people to perform the act, along with some dedication as you need to hold the person down for an extended period of time to let the toothpaste set. In conjunction with a mooshgunta, sometimes a canadian waffle is performed. A canadian waffle is where a tennis racquet is placed on the butt cheeks of the person on the receiving end of the mooshgunta and significant weight is applied to imprint the strings of the racquet to create a "waffle" like pattern. If done correctly the imprint should stay on the persons arse for an extended period of time.
the subject has fallen asleep, get the toothpaste so we can begin the mooshgunta.

pass me that tennis racquet so we can give him a canadian waffle.
Mooshgunta by doubloons November 21, 2011

Mousehunt 

Mousehunt is a Facebook application where you sound the hunters horn in 15 minute intervals, and rid Gnawnia of the mouse plague.
Josh: Dude, know any good games where I don't need to be too active if I don't want to be? And I don't want to have to invite a bunch of friends either.

Max: Yeah! Try Mousehunt! It's awesome!
Mousehunt by Radioactive Gold mouse September 16, 2009

Moose Hunt 

A game in which a group of young males each contribute an agreed amount of money into a communal kitty at the start of an evening of drinking with the full amount eventually being given to the young man who can 'pull' the heaviest woman. The definition of 'pull' can be agreed at the start of the game. One common method of judging success is that anybody claiming the prize must provide a pair of worn panties as evidence of the 'pull'. On rare occaisions, where two of the males pull very similarly weighted ladies, it may be necessary to use scales to decide the winner. Should no player make a claim for the prize money it should be spent on alcoholic beverages for the group.
Amongst a group of males aged 17-25: "Who's in for a Moose Hunt?"
Moose Hunt by Tinman April 2, 2004

Moosewinter 

A lost prophet who roams the frosty barrens of Siberia. With his sturdy mule Exo, Moosewinter rides across the the steppes in search of mystery and maffematics.
Wow I wish I could be as cool as Moosewinter.
Moosewinter by Mrchows November 18, 2009

Moosenuts Idaho 

Middle of friggin' nowhere; slightly less further away than bum fuck egypt. Often used to describe an unknown, but seemingly far away place.
John's on vacation somewhere in Moosenuts Idaho.
Moosenuts Idaho by gridepsilon February 14, 2010