moose crackers

A term used to express extreme anger and distress in a situation where you cannot use common swear words. I use it often around the house.

child: Moose crackers! I stubbed my toe!
Mother: as long as he didn't swear...

moose crackers by Cowsgomoo212 April 11, 2010

moose cracker 

an epithet, generally spoken in anger/surprise at something going wrong

Son of a moose cracker, that stupid driver cut me off

moose cracker by moosecracker October 31, 2007