monksterbate 

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.

Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.

monksterbate by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007

moobster

A term used to describe a person who has moobs.

"Hey, check out that moobster."
"Yeah, he's got some fine moobs alright!"

moobster by mwrulz June 2, 2009

Moosterbeef 

A person who a lot of people hate but a few like

Jeeze that is a moosterbeef

Moosterbeef by Madframe9913 April 27, 2021

Moosterbating 

When a cow masterbates

Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating

Moosterbating by A wee british laddy March 27, 2019

Mooster

1.Cross between a Moose and a Rooster.
2. A very attractive girl, someone you would want to spend the rest of your life with.

Yeah...she is quite the mooster..

Mooster by qapples March 6, 2011

Moostery

The word mooster comes from the meaning of happy. If someone is feeling moostery they are full of love and positive energy.

Hey I’m on a MOOSTERY one today what bout you?

Moostery by Moo-gang February 11, 2021

Moodster 

1) A local support tech who believes he is the greatest in the world at it. A delusion as they are actually the worst.

2) Has clawed & deformed fingers due to constant WoW play (because real life is too complicated) & frequent nob throttling.

3) Ignorant, immature, unfunny, etc etc

4) Greasy man-child.

5) Is 30ish going on 16. Lives with Mummy & Daddy. They want him out, doing everything he can to stay in the nest. Will fail.

1) Jeez Moodster, how did you make it out of school?

2) Moodster, you actually know very little.

3) So, in order for a woman to be attractive she needs a mace & a shield? You weirdo Moodster

Moodster by geek-a-tronix April 13, 2010