Moo Cowz

Moo Cowz are cows that like too go moo a lot, and the will kung foo your ass if you steal their cheese or milk.

"Hey Dad look at that Moo cow!"

"Now son dont steal that Moo Cowz Cheese or Milk or he will PWN YOU NUB, I mean son"

Moo Cowz by 'GuReN! January 18, 2009

Mook Moocower 

A very fat and ugly man with highly homosexual tendencies. When you see a mook specifically the one in Baltimore, Md be sure to inform him of his gayness. O, yes and he tells on people quite often.
He like all men

Anyone:That kid acts just like Mook of Baltimore
Anyone else: That mook is a fag
Anyone:I wanna slap him

Mook Moocower by Anonymous Informant April 26, 2005

MooCow 

One of the coolest awesomest things ever! Moocows are a type of cow. Durrf. Moocows are my favorite word! MOOCOW yay!!!!

I like Moocows.
OMG MOOCOWS!
Im a moocow!
Wait no....
or am i?

MooCow by HellKatTsms April 23, 2007

moocow 

My awesome ass cat's name.
Guarantee it, he's better than your cat.
He's also way cooler.

He is cow patterned, he has a huge black splotch on his head and the black splotches on his butt make a thong shape out of the white. Two of his toes are black, his eyes are orange-gold, there's a spot on his left nostrils and his tongue is also cow spotted. He IS TEH SHIZZAY!

Me: AWWEH, kitty!!
MooCow: Meorh?
Me: Yes yeeeuuuu!
MooCow: Merf.
Me: DONTCHU 'MERF' ME!!!
MooCow: *looks up at me, looks at his paw, looks up at me again* MERF.
Me: AGH! You are SO not sleeping in my bed tonight!
MooCow: ...merf.

moocow by Angeleah May 14, 2008

MooCow 

(1) A term used to describe an attractive computer engineer, most often from southern parts of India, such as Bangalore.

MooCow is my boyfriend's favorite nickname. He also loves it when I call him "Moo" for short.

Me: How is my MooCow today?

Vinnie: Great, I think I will get my own website.

Me: You should pick SmellyCow.com

Vinnie: Weto! I knew you would say that.

MooCow by smellycow September 22, 2013

Moocowin 

Getting up and eating at 3am. CanAMoran

Hey baby ru moocowin

Moocowin by Redrose2044 October 23, 2022

moocow 

A woman (most often caucasian) that is not super hawt, nor is she hideously ugly, or fat.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.

Steve: "I wanna get with Lauren so bad..."
Eric: "Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz."
Steve: "F-ck Amy."
Eric: "Amy's looks all right!"
Steve: "Yeah she looks ok, she's a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie."
Eric: "You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies."

moocow by Revenge Lee September 26, 2005