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Moochapotamus 

That one friend in your group who you secretly hate because they are always borrowing money, food, cigarettes, etc. And never pay you back or show appreciation. They expect everything to be handed to them in life.
My friend just sits at the bar all night waiting for guys to buy her drinks, she's such a moochapotamus.
Moochapotamus by chellington September 4, 2010
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A name given to one who tends to mooch off others.

Moochacha for a female moocher
Bill: Hey, gimme a sip of your Gatorade.
Tommy: Shit, buy your own moochacho.
moochacho by Neabug August 21, 2009
A person who mooches all of your things. Is constantly over at your house playing your video games, drinking your pop, and eating your food. Really shouldnt have any friends except creepy people that laugh at his crappy jokes that he steals off the interweb. Usually is cheap and doesnt buy something even if he needed it and had the money. Probably still owns a CD player and will upgrade to the Ipod shuffle whenever they drop below the 50 price range. Dr. Phil: My advise is to break up the relationship boot him out of his house and send him back to his CD player and PS2 or N64.
Mitch you are constatly up at my house playing my games and drinking my pop, quit being such a moochy.
moochy by Dr. Phil 666 July 10, 2007

moochaliny 

one tha abuses ones friendship and only calls you when he?she needs somthing
one that always asks you
"you got a couple bucks I can borrow, jst till payday...Ill pay you back"?
"got a spare sig"?
"can I have kill"?
"Can you cash this cheque for me"
fuck guy is suck a moochaliny, he needs to give his fucking head a shake.
moochaliny by Joel R June 3, 2005

moochala 

"Are you hungry for moochala"?
moochala by Cam McRae April 15, 2005
Someone who is a pest or is being annoying
Stop being a Moocha!”
Moocha by Chsucksass December 15, 2017