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18 months 

What means 5 years in the eyes of One Direction. It is a space of time, in which a band go on hiatus and lie about how long they will be gone.
“you know one direction went on a hiatus for 18 months?”
“yeah i do but i think it will be longer”
18 months by larrystylinson08 April 15, 2020

mc monty 

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.
"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"
mc monty by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020

18 months 

2015 : hi guys, we're one direction, will be back after 18 months

2020 : hahaha happy 10th anniversary *changes facebook profile picture*
18 months by boo wrath July 22, 2020

Monty Python 

A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition
Monty Python is responsible for about 90% of all TV references made by men over 40.
Monty Python by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016

Satan's Moneyshot 

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.
Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
She is a very intelligent, smart, beautiful, pretty girl! She is a very energetic and happy person! But just because she’s all happy doesn’t mean she has stuff going on with her own personal life at home! So be chill with her and don’t make her feel like she’s worthless. She’ll make u laugh at times! She’s very unique, so don’t let her gooooo! She can be ruff at times. But that’s normal, just ask “how was your day” or “everything good” She likes to feel appreciated to at time too! Don’t LOSE this friend !!!!! I’m TeLLING YoU NoW!!!!! She’s one of a kind !!!
“Hey this montse girl is AWESOME!!!!”
“I know right her name is Montserrath but she likes to be called Montse”

Yea I love that name, she such a unique person!”
Montse by CoOl kiD:) October 22, 2019