Skip to main content

Martinique 

While frequently thought to refer to an island in the eastern Caribbean, Martinique can also refer to that special type of lady in one's life whose kick-assedness, sexiness, and sense of humor put all other women to shame. She is a molotov cocktail of verve and elan, with just a hint of swagger. She is also reputed to be a tiger in the sack.
Man 1: You see that supersexyfly girl over there?

Man 2: She's totally Martinique.
Martinique by Dr. Octogynecologist February 3, 2010
Martinique mug front
Get the Martinique mug.
See more merch

Martinique 

\ˌmär-tə-ˈnēk\
Geographical location. An island in the eastern Carribbean sea which is part of France, which is part of the European Union. French is its official language, though Antillean Creole is commonly spoken as well.
I think I'll vacation in Martinique this winter, because I have a lot of disposable income and a desire to travel to exotic locations!
Martinique by midwestcoast February 4, 2010
Related Words

Montique 

A female derivitive of Montague. Shares the meaning of Montague; a pointed hill or sharp cliff.
I was named Montique because Montague is a family name, but I was born a girl.
Montique by Teekie4Short March 29, 2009

Martinique 

Martinique, a small island in the Caribbean held a flag redesign in early January of 2023. All of the flags were terrible.

A Martinique is a group of absolute tragedies.
“Bro, my sisters dance recital was a total Martinique…”
Martinique by SP22222222 January 18, 2023

Devontae Montique 

A half mud-fish half human paedophile that enjoys the sight of little overgrown kids
Don't walk over there i heard there is a "Devontae Montique" over there
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026