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Montgomeried

Being Montgomeried refers to being tricked into watching Montgomery, who is very persuasive in his cheesy, yet catchy rap advertising his flea market.

"It's just like a mini-mall!"

The video can be found on YouTube by searching Montgomeried.

This is in close relation to being Rick Roll'd.
You've been Montgomeried. Haha!
Montgomeried by NO#378960392 May 30, 2008
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Montgomeryied 

To Be anally raped by your employer
Man, I worked hard for that guy and he just Montgomeryied me
Montgomeryied by Nadyne November 30, 2003
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Montgomeries 

Moobs, or manboobs. The excessively sized ladylike chest elevations on a man. So named after the golfer Colin Montgomery, who has moobs. Sometimes abbreviated to monties.
Dave: "Bob, when are you going to do something about your moobs?"

Bob: "I know Dave, I am thinking of going under the knife to have my Montgomeries sorted."
Montgomeries by Lee 74 March 5, 2009

Montgomerie 

A less homosexual name for monti
Montgomerie by Anonymous March 9, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026