coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew

we are all hyped up on mountaindew thanks to the 'ole coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

coffee-mountaindew switcheroo by dm03514 July 30, 2010

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Montaine

What is a Montaine? If you have enough luck to meet a girl with a rare name like that you are super lucky and probably have a friend from France. Even if sometimes ksos = social case translated from french, it is the nicest funniest and most caring person you can meet. You will probably meet her at a festival and she will ask you about what happend in your life. She has one of the most beautiful and connecting souls you will meet and always a smile on her lips. Keep a beautiful Montaine in all your life and treat her like she deserves it!

Montaine is ksos but the best friend ever

Montaine by Bimbolinaisgiod November 22, 2021

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Montaine

Montaine. A girl you don’t remember how you have met but you hope she is gonna stay in your life for ever. A Montaine cares about you and is always there for you in times you need a friend or the best nights and days you will never forget. Super beautiful and the cutest girl on earth. A Montaine is strong and brave as you have not seen any other before. People can just love her.

Montaine is inspiring other people and an Idol to look up

Montaine by Bimbolinaisgiod November 22, 2021

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Montaine

Montaine are the weirdest. As their name they're unique, beautiful and confusing. A big brain and a bigger heart is the recipe for happiness.

You do give Montaine's vibes tonight !

Montaine by Skdkdkd November 22, 2021

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T0xic_..mountaind3w

Myself! :D
The person writing this right now is T0xic_..mountaind3w themself :)

Person: who is “t0xic_..mountaind3w”?
Someone: a TikToker who went famous over a video about its deadname :)

T0xic_..mountaind3w by T0xic_..mountaind3w October 10, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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