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Heidi Montaging 

When you are an awful friend as soon as you get a boyfriend. Suddenly he is your only friend after your friends that are girls have decided to ditch your pathetic ass to the curb.The girl will usually make plans with her friends only to later ditch them to hang out with her boyfriend. Eventually he becomes the only person that can be around this pathetic girl . He is her ONLY friend.
Christine lost all of her friends after she ditched them one night for a concert and they couldnt deal with her "Heidi Montaging"
Heidi Montaging by theonlyHBIC October 10, 2012
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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

monkagiga 

Derived from MonkaS on twitch, MonkaGiga is a deep fried image version conveying extreme shock or anxiety, with ones eyes almost popping out of their head.
*jump scare in game*
Twitch chat: MonkaGiga
monkagiga by GBUncleMurda August 15, 2018

Montagnard 

The Degar people, or more commonly known as Montagnards, are a Southeast Asian tribal people native to Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos. Their history goes back thousands of years. Although they live in Asia, their genetics and language are more closely related to Malayo-Polynesians and for this reason (among others) they are often discriminated against by the ethnic Vietnamese where most of them used to reside.

The Montagnards are made up of dozens of tribes, each with their own dialect and customs, such as the Rhade, Jarai, and others. Although the majority lived in Vietnam, they are not closely related to ethnic Vietnamese, and were treated poorly and forced into the central highlands, away from the more heavily-populated and hospitable coastal areas.

It is notable that during the Vietnam War, over 40,000 Montagnard men fought for the US Army against the invading North Vietnamese communists. They had a well-earned reputation for bravery and skill in combat, and fought alongside American Special Forces and SOG teams in crossborder operations in neighboring Asian countries. However, after the US withdrew from Vietnam due to the Marxist ambitions of the Democratic politicians and "peace" movement, the Montagnards were left to fend for themselves when the communist North took over the South in 1975. Thousands were murdered by the invaders for a multitude of reasons (one of them being that most Montagnards adhered to some form of Christianity; religious practice is strongly discouraged by communist states). Those who weren't killed were forced to flee to neighboring Cambodia and Thailand (Laos had it's own related communist takeover at the same time). Those in Cambodia found little respite, because immediately following the end of the Vietnam War, Pol Pot's genocidal Khmer Rouge regime took power, killing over 2 million of his own people from 1975 to '79.

Fortunately, several hundred (and later thousand) Montagnards were given citizenship by the US government and were relocated, the majority immigrating to North Carolina, home of the US Special Forces ("Green Berets") and other Southeastern states. Although their population in 1975 was over 5 million, today that number has dwindled to about 1/10th that. However, due to some inner strength and steadfastnest among the Montagnard people, the future is bright as each year more are able to secure transport to the United States. Which is not to say that all of them want that, but to those who do... you're welcome.
Summary: the Montagnards are an tribal people found in Southeast Asia with an ancient and unique culture. Following the Vietnam War, many immigrated to the USA.

"RT Vermont's Montagnard commandos fought valiantly alongside their American companions in January 1970. Although several were killed, they died as heroes and are forever in the memories of those they served alongside with."
Montagnard by Anonymonymon September 25, 2008

montagne 

There two are definitions for montagne

1.) French for mountain

2.) The operator with the big ass shield in Rainbow 6: Siege
1.) Je grimperai cette montagne means I will climb this mountain in french

2.) A patch in Rainbow 6: Siege made Montagne nearly invincible to explosives.

Monkadingus 

It can mean anything at all. Such as idiot or dumb ass its your choice. Just use it with caution.
Person 1: I got a 67 on my test
Person 2: Thats monkadingus
Monkadingus by Andy_snow January 27, 2021

A Montsinger 

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.
"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee
A Montsinger by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020